1) Let's start in the medical ward. Two sweet kittens who, as soon as they are fit and well, will be re-homed, no problem. Not quite sure what is wrong with them exactly. A touch of kitten flu perhaps? A chance for Ann and Derek to perform wonders with a syringe.
2)
Tiddles?!
Cowin'
Tiddles!? Is this the best name that the combined expertise of the
CP can come up with?
Fergawdsake somebody, adopt this cat forthwith and give it a decent name.
3) Vicky, Derek and Ann all said this one's a bit bit squiffy.
Squiffy? David is righteously appalled. He's lovely, he retorts, and any cat who likes a rub just behind the ears is alright by me.
4) Prisoner of Cell Block 5 Update, pt 386. We've always thought this one was a fella but it transpires he is a she and her name is
Gemma (with a 'G', so as not to be confused with
Jemma with a 'J', obviously). Don't tell the CP but we have secretly re-christened her 'Hattie'. She's starting to get used to us after over a year of monthly visiting orders and is quite happy nowadays to use a thigh as a handy head rest. It's progress. Not much, but it
is progress.
1) Let's start in the medical ward. Two sweet kittens who, as soon as they are fit and well, will be re-homed, no problem. Not quite sure what is wrong with them exactly. A touch of kitten flu perhaps? A chance for Ann and Derek to perform wonders with a syringe.
2) Tiddles?! Cowin' Tiddles!? Is this the best name that the combined expertise of the CP can come up with? Fergawdsake somebody, adopt this cat forthwith and give it a decent name.
3) Vicky, Derek and Ann all said this one's a bit bit squiffy. Squiffy? David is righteously appalled. He's lovely, he retorts, and any cat who likes a rub just behind the ears is alright by me.
4) Prisoner of Cell Block 5 Update, pt 386. We've always thought this one was a fella but it transpires he is a she and her name is Gemma (with a 'G', so as not to be confused with Jemma with a 'J', obviously). Don't tell the CP but we have secretly re-christened her 'Hattie'. She's starting to get used to us after over a year of monthly visiting orders and is quite happy nowadays to use a thigh as a handy head rest. It's progress. Not much, but it is progress.
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