Wednesday, 12 August 2015

Emlyn update, Tuesday, 11th August, 2015.

Emlyn's perspective:
What we have here is something my slaves call 'a bit of a stand off'.
They want me to go to the Big House again and I don't want to go. I like it here in the living room and just 'cos I've got something's going on in my 'nethers' and I'm off my food is no reason, in my humble opinion, to have to go to that cowin' place.

Emlyn's slaves perspective:
N.B. Emlyn went to the Big House and had a nasty thing the size of an old penny that was lurking in his anal tract lanced (ouch).
He was very well behaved and very brave.
He's all the better for having it burst and is much more comfortable and eating well and doing plenty of 'proverbials' now his 'bits' have been cleared out.
Overall, he continues to make progress.

I bet you all have really enjoyed this latest update, 
what with all it's pleasant imagery and everything, eh?

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