1) Word has got 'round that Vicky has some 'stale as olde Nick' granary loaf on offer.
2) An unseemly scrum quickly develops. Ducks of all ages and sexes (we are not kidded by the males having lost their mating plumage) throw decorum to the wind and gobble it all up in minutes. Swans steadfastly refuse to drop their standards (quite right).
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