1) I don't believe it! The most handsome and friendly cat in the whole wide world is still here. Some people say he's 'squiffy'. Nobody wants him. The
CP call him Doodle but we're not so sure. He's getting under our skin and we decide we would call
him Dougal if he was ours. It rhymes and
there's a nice touch of
alliteration, see? No need to confuse the fella too much.
2) We call this one 'John
Wyndam' on account of him having six toes on his front paws. If
JW didn't write about such things, he should have done.
3) What on earth has gone on in here overnight? It's chaos. Mother is saying nowt but I think we all know it was the kittens.
4) There's only one thing for it. Somebody daft will have to get in there and muck 'em out. Kittens having a giggle, for once, in shot.
5) Oh, thank goodness, thinks
Dougal, time to get some zeds. Of course, it would be a complete nightmare if a debate between these folk about whether they should
rehome me were to break out whilst I'm asleep and I was to wake up
somewhere else completely.
6) Oh bugger, how did that happen?!
1) I don't believe it! The most handsome and friendly cat in the whole wide world is still here. Some people say he's 'squiffy'. Nobody wants him. The CP call him Doodle but we're not so sure. He's getting under our skin and we decide we would call him Dougal if he was ours. It rhymes and there's a nice touch of alliteration, see? No need to confuse the fella too much.
2) We call this one 'John Wyndam' on account of him having six toes on his front paws. If JW didn't write about such things, he should have done.
3) What on earth has gone on in here overnight? It's chaos. Mother is saying nowt but I think we all know it was the kittens.
4) There's only one thing for it. Somebody daft will have to get in there and muck 'em out. Kittens having a giggle, for once, in shot.
5) Oh, thank goodness, thinks Dougal, time to get some zeds. Of course, it would be a complete nightmare if a debate between these folk about whether they should rehome me were to break out whilst I'm asleep and I was to wake up somewhere else completely.
6) Oh bugger, how did that happen?!
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