Step 1: live with two servants for 4 years (almost).
Step 2: use servants whicker chairs in kitchen as scratching posts and ruin them (no matter how many proper scratching posts they get you).
Step 3: Look cute as servants forced to spend nigh-on £700 on settee as a replacement.
Step 4: pull a face when said settee arrives and refuse to sit on it 'cos it doesn't smell right.
Step 5: step back and watch as servants cover new settee in things with the right smell.
Step 6: make oneself at home and soak up the rays.
N.B. So we still haven't got anywhere comfortable to watch MotoGP on BT Sport then Vic?
Er, no Dave.
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