Monday, 11th April, 2011.

Vicky is not usually at home on a weekday lunchtime but today is the exception as she is working from home. It's been an eye-opener for her and she has learnt three appalling facts about what goes on when she is at work.

a) David eats his sammidges ON THE BED whilst watching 'House' on Channel 5. b) Emlyn is nowt more than a rotten bully and c) David doesn't use a plate - he says it saves on the washing-up.

What Vicky still doesn't know, however, is that Emlyn always gets a little lick of David's Ainsley Harriott Chicken soup!