Sunday, 30 June 2013

F1 GP, Silverstone, Friday, 28th June, 2013.

Alarm went off at 5am. Out and on the road at 7:20. Parked up at the circuit at 9:15 after much grumpiness en route as the rain got heavier the nearer we got to Brackley. However, parking up was a synch this year and at least the rain is lighter now and we're giggly with excitement as, gulp, it's already warmer than it was last year. Note Vicky's new wellies and our new super-strength umbrella. Also note, Vicky is sporting sunglasses just in case the sun come out. Well, you never know.
9:40am.: had our first pee and a tea near The Wing and are now strolling towards Luffield.
9:50am: plenty of time to walk past Luffield and take a seat in the stand at Woodcote for the start of the first F1 Practice session which starts at 10:00am. 
11:00am-ish: God Bless Daniel Ricciardo. After much fannying-about by the teams doing 'installation laps' and then looking at their lap tops for an hour to see if the rain is ever going to stop, Torro Rosso send him out to do a few consecutive laps much to the joy of everybody in the stands and around the circuit on the grass banks. He's good to watch in the wet an' all. He was good last year too.

11:30am: F1 practice is over and there's time to get a hot drink before the start of GP2 Practice. It's a head-scratcher alright: hot tea or hot chocolate? Just make it something hot, Vic!
Midday: the sun came out a few minutes ago. Vicky missed it - she was having another 'visit'. Its gone in again now, of course, but it has stopped raining and the track is drying out. This is Sam Bird flying past (Eh? Geddit?) the National Pits Straight Grandstand in his Team Russian Time GP2.
12:45pm: Lunchtime! Yay!! Japanese noodles (Japanese curry for Dave), followed by fresh strawberries (no cream - boo!), and all washed down by yet more tea. And the weather is now lovely and warm! No sunshine, but it must be at least 20 degrees. It's no good Vic, I'm gonna have to take me coat off.
1:55pm: slow stroll 'round to Luffield for the start of F1 second practice session. Much anticipation in the throng as the track is bone dry now and (stay calm) all the teams will soon have no excuses and will have to come out and, y'know, have a bit of a whizz 'round. Golly.
2:20pm: Wow! Three cars on track at the same time: F1 - you spoil us.
Now let's go and see if we can find a spot where the cars are moving left to right as opposed to right to left. We know where the spots are (oh yes). Just a short walk over the Wellington Straight Bridge. Come on Vic, let's go.
2:40pm: bother, all the 'spots' we had in mind are being used today for 'hostilty' or have thick green netting attached to the safety fencing. We decide to walk towards the 'complex' instead. Good decision as it goes. This is Romain Grosjean doing about 290kph (he's not quite at full-chat yet) down the Wellington Straight.
2:55pm: this is the view from Farm. we have never sat here before. The stand is usually closed for 'normal' meetings. We like it as we can see (from right to left) Abbey, the Pits exit, Farm itself, then the complex. We are pretty tired now from all our strolling around and so decide to stay here 'til the end of the session.
3:20pm: Two cars going left to right shock! Albeit in the 'complex' and a long way away. Still, makes a nice change, eh?
4:05pm: we have had more tea, to wash down a shared beef and potato pasty, and are now walking back down the Wellington Straight. This is Worcester's-own James Calado in the Art Grand Prix GP2.
 16:50pm: we've had a little stroll around the 'F1 Village' en route to Brooklands but, to be honest, it wasn't up to much. The band's doing a sound check on the stage were more interesting. The Porsche Mobil 1 Supercup cars are always a touch underwhelming, we find, after the the F1's and GP2's have finished playing. The grandstands remain pretty full, having said that, so we guess we are in the minority.
17:50pm: we are back at Luffield now and most people are heading for the exits now and the Grandstands are virtually empty for the GP3 practice session. We guess folk are just too knackered after a long day to watch 'the stars of tomorrow'. Oh well.
6:15pm: we are knackered now an' all. Time to head back to the car park via a quick shuftie around a Silverstone retail outlet. Quick Vic! Take Howard down from there before somebody tries to buy him. He's a bargain at that price.

Getting out of the car park took two hours last year: this year it took less than a minute. So, all-in-all, we have had a rather jolly time. Over the last three F1 GP's we have had a 'fairly good' day, a 'crap' day and, now, a 'very good' day. Which is good, 'cos now we can rest happy with our decision to 'give it a miss' for the next few years. Or can we? Time will tell, eh?

Monday, 10 June 2013

Bon Jovi, Villa Park, Sunday (evening), 9th June, 2013.

Howard's getting used to the view from the 'cheap' seats. £85 a pop.
Gissa break, we've been up since 6 o'clock! On a cowin' Sunday.
For those who are not sure where they are.
Another song, another lighting effect.
It's getting dark now at 10 o'clock and the end is near. Or is it?
10:45pm and it's all over after two (count 'em) encores. Not bad for a bunch of old boys, eh?
That's it. All over. Just the two mile walk back to the car parked up at Star City and then the drive home. Got back in at 12:45am, watched the Canadian GP on the Red Button to wind down, and went to sleep at 2:00am.
Vicky says that as she has now seen her favourite band at her favourite stadium she won't need to see Jon Bon and the Boys again. David and Howard are both relieved (neither are getting any younger) but remain to be convinced.

Evesham Cats Protection, Sunday (morning), 9th June, 2013.

Let's start straight away with our Cat Of The Day. This is Vimto, a lovely sweet thing that Vicky immediately re-christened Myfanwy on account that she could be a 'potential friend' for Emlyn if he was inclined to be sociable (which he isn't). 
Oh no, it's kitten season. 
Oh the terrible cleaning out.
Feeding time. Mum doesn't look too hap.
Mum's out, we're all out.
Mum! Come quick! There's a man with a big face in here. Please make him go away.

Monday, 3 June 2013

Breakfast, Monday, 3rd June, 2013.

Genetically enhanced strawberry comes courtesy of Waitrose. Where else?
We could have done a more risqué caption but this is a family blog.

Blancpain Race Weekend, Silverstone, Saturday, 1st June, 2013.

Off out to Silverstone for the day again are we? Prrrrrr. 
Shut the door on the way out would you. Prrrrrr.
A word from our sponsor at Luffield.
Never mind the engine, feel the bonnet.
Vicky's head has been turned by yet another Italian. And, yes, that is blue sky up above us!
Howard loves his big trucks (not so sure what to make of the chap in the reflection, mind).
It's so warm that Auto GP drivers have to be their own brolly girls. 
Narain Karthikeyan didn't win the Auto GP race but then he did. Ask the Stewards.
Olde chap takes a photo of racing driver and part-time quite good race car designer Adrian Newey being interviewed by French TV crew.
David's been caught short and whilst he's away Vicky will play. This is her very first action shot (it's of Adrian Newey in a Lambo) after nearly 30 years of refusing to take one. There'll be no stopping her now.



Monday, 27 May 2013

Walking The Greenway, Stratford-upon-Avon, Sunday, 26th May, 2013.

The first tea room is right next to the car park and given it has taken an hour to drive here, thanks to all the Sunday Drivers bumbling along at 35mph in a '50', we deserve a cuppa.
Carloline, Vicky and Richard emerge from the second Tea Room 3 miles outside town. Time to head back now.
The Greenway follows an old railway line from Stratford to Wellford-on-Avon via Long Marston. We're halfway back to Stratford now.
Crossing the bridge over The Avon.
Too wide to be a narrow boat.
We've had another tea stop in Stratford and said goodbye to Caroline and Richard after a lovely four hour 'catch up'. This is Stratford's Sunday Market at 4:00pm-ish. Still doing a roaring Bank Holiday trade.
We've been walking for hours, Vic. Can we go home now?
The only old section of the line we saw all day is just outside the car park and isn't actually part of The Greenway.
Oh the terrible irony.

Gay Pride, Birmingham, Saturday, 25th May, 2013.

John Lewis store under construction above New Street Station.
Daily Mail readers look away now: we have arrived at the Gay Pride Parade.
Evie and Nieve are 'Going To The Chapel (and we're) Gonna Get Ma-a-ar-ried" and they're gonna sing about it all the way 'round.
A dog wears his colours loud and proud.
Say no more.
On the other bus.
Banner of the day.
Miss Demeanor and Miss Appropriate (possibly) sashay past.
There's just as much going on in the onlookers as the passers by.
One and a half miles in those heels. Respect!
Not sure if these two had anything to do with Gay Pride or were just random street entertainers. Anyway, they reckon that they are the world's first granny shopping trolley formation dancers. We particularly liked their interpretation of 'Chariots of Fire'.
It's only the elbows wot give it away.
Thank goodness we live in a tolerant society. Where else would two getting old and always grumpy people be made to feel so welcome?