When it's 28 degrees in Birmingham, any sensible person would drive in an air-conditioned car to Kingsbury for summat to eat followed and a wander around Planters Garden Centre where it's, oh the blessed relief, a significantly cooler 27.9 degrees.
Yes, much better.
So it's a pot of tea and a ploughmans for David and Aunt Louise……..
…….and a pot of tea and a tuna mayo brown baguette for Vicky.
Eventually, we have to venture back outside into the cowin' heat and humidity.
When we return to Birmingham, some 2 hours later, it's still 28 degrees!
Roll-on October, that's what we say.