1:15pm-ish:
Strange drive here today. P*ss*d down all the way to Banbury and then, suddenly, it cleared up.
We had planned to stop in Farthinghoe for a nice lunch given that it is forecast to rain all day but, given the fact it wasn't raining there, we decided to keep on going to Silverstone only to find that we have arrived just in time for a lunch break.
So nothing's happening at the moment and, to top it all, the 5:00pm Pit Lane Walk
has been put back to 6:30pm.
Could be a loooooooong afternoon.
Leaving the grandstand in search of a cuppa tea and summat to eat we pass by what, we presume, are naked Portaloos that look as tho' they were well-used over the weekend.
Nice.
Back in the grandstand a local Pied Wagtail keeps us entertained.
1:45-ish:
It's drizzling now but a Ferrari is out on track!
Everyone gets ready for a photo op but it's only an installation lap
and the b*gg*r comes straight back into the pits.
The commentator reckons the cars will only get down to serious testing if the track is either bone dry or soaking wet.
Everyone crosses their fingers and hopes that the heavens open pronto.
2:15pm-ish:
Conditions are now nice and tricky.
Carlos Sainz in the Torro Rosso goes straight on at the entry to Club
but just about keeps it out of the barriers.
Probably a good piece of driving then.
The face of someone who wished we'd stuck to the plan and
stopped in Farthinghoe for summat decent to eat.
Sainz refuses to be fazed by his recent semi-off and continues to splash
past as everyone records the moment.
Nice spray vortex.
Pierre Gasly in the Red Bull.
3:15-ish:
Fernando Alonso in the McLaren does the most laps and sets the quickest time of the day.
Here he is through Club Corner. Even on a soaking track he looks on it.
It says summat about the temperature today that Vicky has decided only a hot chocolate will do.
Most welcome an' all.
4:00pm-ish:
Slippin' and slidin':
Sergey Sirotkin in the Renault at Club.
6:00pm:
The Test finishes and we join the queue for The Pit Lane Walk as the heavy rain
that we drove through earlier finally arrives.
The queue is even longer than the last time we came to a Test Day.
Great. Strangely, nobody complains. Neither do we.
It's all part of the fun!
6:45pm:
It's taken 15 mins to get into the Pit Lane from the time the queue started to move.
We start off at the Manor garage and then wander up to the Mercedes garage.
Everyone wants to see Lewis but he ain't here.
He'll be in sunnier climes for a touch or R 'n' R no doubt and so his car is in the capable hands of Pascal Wehlein today. But there's no sign of him either. Oh well.
The Williams in its Martini colours is a thing of great beauty.
When doing a Pit Lane Walk in the p*ss*ng rain it is important
to remain both optimistic and determined.
We'll leave it to your imagination to decide whether this chap has the necessary qualities.
Some expensive aerodynamic bit and pieces belonging to Alonso's McLaren.
F1 teams constantly complain about the costs of racing.
If they did away with all the expensive aerodynamics they could halve the costs overnight.
Just a thought.
You know we said we started off at the Manor garage? Well, here's one of the photos we took.
Ray Sengineer.
Bet you've always wondered what he looks like.
This particular one works at Mercedes.
Daniel Riccardo's Red Bull is ready for its close-up.
Vicky says the new Red Bull colour scheme is too bright and garish and has lost its class.
It's the blue: it's too dark nowadays. It used to be brighter - fizzier, if you will.
OK OK, don't panic. I can see it and I'm sure I can retrieve it.
McLaren technicians hard at it.
7:15pm-ish:
Yay! It's a driver!
Williams reserve driver Alex Lynn to be precise.
We've seen him growing up over the last few years. From Renault 2.0, through Euro F3, and now GP2 and F1 Test Driver. It's what the sport's all about: watching drivers and riders and seeing how far they get towards the very top.
Anyway, enough of all that, it's time to get going.
The drive back home is easy-ozee and we arrive safe and sound at 8:45pm.
The sun was shining and everything!