In our unstinting desire to provide a 24 hour news blog we have set out at well before midday on what will prove to be a four (count 'em) mile trek around, under and over (but not thru) the flood waters of Worcester.
First stop: Barbourne Lane where Barbourne Brook has flooded the lake in Gheluvelt Park which has, in turn, flooded the Play Area.
Appalling; even without a responsible child, as adults, we are unable to enter today.
Waterworks Road has now been abandoned by Sky News, yet life still goes on.
This is the first time we have ever seen water this far up the road. It has come right around the bend and almost reached the old Pumphouse (which is now an Environment Centre/Cafe).
David bestrides the edge of the flooded Pitchcroft Car Park like a grumpy middle-aged chap.
The flood water has risen beyond the duckboard in Pitchcroft Lane.
We've never seen that before either.
Something nasty gushing out of the ground by the sewage treatment plant. Nice.
At least the geese are happy.
Now this is serious: no way through The Moors to the town centre beyond.
Again, we have never seen this before.Time to find another route.
Didn't ever imagine we'd see this. Croft Road completely inundated. Yet another detour required.
This is the view from the car park outside Detroit's American Diner.......hmmm.................
....................aha! It's one o'clock and time for lunch! Dum-de-dum-de-dum (one for all you olde Genesis fans out there).
Sorry Vic, you'll have to speak up.
Can't hear you for the sound of sirens (Food Police, not Emergency Services).
Oh no! We have miserably failed in our ambition to become 24 hour news bloggers.
Distracted by fine American dining we have missed the opportunity to take a decent shot of a 6-wheeled army vehicle battling with the flood waters as it heads into town to rescue folk.
Oh well, we'll simply have to find another vocation.
Splendid action shot (to make up for the disappointment of missing the 6-wheeled army truck) of two pigeons stoically ignoring a Shuttle Bus trundling across the Bridge Street bridge as it ferries folk from the west of Worcester across The Severn.
City centre still threatened by record flood levels.
Like the sign above Vicky's bonce says.
Last time, we could walk along Hylton Road to the pedestrian bridge across the River but we wont be doing that today.
NB 24 hr news vans have been moved here from New Road which has flooded now.
Man from The Environment Agency is interviewed by one of our 24 hour news blogging rivals.
We spoke to Mr Environment Agency afterwards and he told us that the river is at a record level and although it will fall in the short term it will rise again 'cos lots of rain is expected over the next few days. You read it here first.
The Bus Station has not flooded because some clever human beings have thwarted Mother Nature by laying a temporary layer of tarmac onto the road so that buses can get out (boo!).
To finish, here is a shot taken from outside the Bus Station of a still cut off Hive.
OK, it's time to stop taking photos now and walk into the town centre to do a spot of shopping, have a cuppa tea, and then walk back home along the eerily quiet main arterial Barbourne Road.
By the way: it's gonna tip it down tomorrow (gulp). All day.
Probably stay in then, although Saturday could be interesting.